What should the CPSC ban next? Part 4

  • October 3, 2012

Ban Stairs!

The CPSC is alleging that warnings on packages don’t work. We disagree.

But by their logic, all kinds of things should be banned. What should they go after next?

Take aim at coconuts! It turns out that this beloved tropical fruit can pack a serious punch. Dropping from branches at a velocity of 50 mph, coconuts rack up a death toll of 150 unsuspecting people every year. Not as sweet as we thought…

Is trying to ban coconuts ludicrous? Of course it is! It’s what the CPSC does best!

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