What should the CPSC ban next? Part 2

  • September 25, 2012

Ban Hippos!

The CPSC is alleging that warnings on packages don’t work. We disagree.

But by their logic, all kinds of things should be banned. What should
they target next?

Why not ban America’s favorite summertime staple – the hot dog? These
magical meat tubes may be the best part of your BBQ, but they’re also a major contributor to choking incidents every year. In fact, the American Academy of Pediatrics even called for a redesign of the beloved food to correct the deadly problem.

Is trying to ban hot dogs absurd? Yup! It’s what the CPSC does best.

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