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  • September 14, 2012

Miss Inez's Psychic Hotline!


Is the Chairwoman of the CPSC dabbling in prognostication? Turns out she may give Ms. Cleo a run for her money.


While we at BuckyHQ have been working to stay in business and fight the CPSC’s Administrative Complaint against us, it seems that Chairwoman Inez Tennenbaum could have saved us a lot of effort. Why? You see, based on the recent timeline of our communications with the CPSC, we can reach only one conclusion:


Inez Tenenbaum actually looked into the future when deciding on the fate of our company.


Sounds crazy, right? Not so much.


In 2010, we began working alongside the CPSC to make sure Buckyballs products stayed where they belong: in the hands of responsible adults. Or so we thought. In July, 2012, through a series of events so convoluted they rival a scam on the Psychic Readers Network, we found out that working ‘alongside’ the CPSC was never part of their plan.


Want proof of CPSC’s newfound psychic abilities?


July 10th: We were requested by the Commission to propose a Corrective Action Plan to make our products safer, with a deadline of July 24th.

July 24th, 4pm: We submitted a comprehensive Corrective Action Plan with numerous suggestions concerning the safety of our products and further educating consumers and retailers. Then we waited for feedback…

July 25th, 11am: CPSC filed an Administrative Complaint and ran to the media. In the hours between 4pm and 11am, the staff allegedly “fully” reviewed and rejected our CAP, the Commissioners voted, their lawyers drafted and then filed a lawsuit.

Here’s where it gets just plain spooky…

Through a Freedom of Information request, we’ve discovered this document showing that the vote to sue our company was presented to the Commissioners on July 23rd, a day before our Corrective Action Plan was to be submitted. The vote to put us out of business was due before July 25th, giving the Commissioners or staff little or no time to actually consider our Corrective Action Plan submitted at 4 p.m. on the 24th. The vote was requested before they even received our plan.


So, how to explain this overlap of such a crucial timeline? How could the CPSC say they considered our Corrective Action Plan when they may never have actually read it?


We can only conclude one thing: Miss Inez & the Consumer Product Psychic Safety Commission can see into the future!


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Gladys Woynowskie
Friday, 9.14.12 @ 9:31 pm
Facts, what facts, we don't need no stinkin' facts!
gary jacob
Friday, 9.14.12 @ 10:01 pm
CPSC: where bad ideas go to flourish.
Paul E. Jones
Sunday, 9.16.12 @ 5:07 am
This group of people often overreact. It's a normal day for them. And as with most government agencies, they really don't care whose feet they step on. Really.. for them to go to retailers and demand that products be pulled is nuts. The packaging has always had clear warnings and magnets are not illegal. I'm for protecting children, but these products have never resulted in a death. If properly handled, they never would. Around my house, I have so many dangerous items, from cleaners to gas to axed to guns. Yet, all of those are legal and not a one has a warning label. Best of luck to all of you at Bucky Balls!

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